The FDA issued a warning in 2010 that a “100% Pure Nature” weight-loss product called Fruta Planta contained significant quantities of sibutramine. Although sibutramine is no longer approved for use in most countries, and was responsible for heart attacks, strokes and other medical problems in its users, Fruta Planta is still for sale. According to the manufacturer, Fruta Planta’s ingredients are lemon, bitter melon, spirulina, radish fruit, and benefit fruit. I’m guessing that “benefit fruit” is their euphemism for “artery-popping seizure powder.” 

Sure, talking on your cell phone or texting while you drive is distracting, but curling your hair with a cigarette-lighter hair-curler is probably OK. Or straightening it with a flat-iron that plugs into the cigarette-lighter outlet. Or blow-drying it.

“Never bring a knife to a gun fight,” the saying goes, presaging the invention of the Tactical Folding Knife, a fake gun with a 4.5″ blade.    

This is a kit to let you dye your pubic hair blue. The manufacturer calls it “the hair down there”, which seems unnecessarily coy. If you’re using a stencil to shave your pubic hair into a dollar sign and dyeing it blue, you can probably hang with the phrase “pubic hair.”

This $230 device makes cold-brew coffee. So does a plastic bucket. You put ground coffee in the bucket, pour cold water in, and leave the bucket in the fridge for 24 hours. Then pour it through a coffee filter into a pitcher. There, I just saved you $230.

Women of the world, rejoice! You can now wear the saccharine stank of Axe Body Spray, previously only available to men.