Monthly Archives: August 2014

A Parent’s Guide To Preventing Homosexuality


Despite the fact that “conversion therapy” has been debunked as a scam, Joseph & Linda Nicolosi have penned a book which includes testimonials from “ex-homosexuals” on how to make sure your kids don’t grow up gay, and how to make them un-gay if they turn out that way. You can probably imagine how gross and backwards the whole thing is, but if you’re not familiar with how crazy people can get when a man wants to kiss another man, check out the “Look Inside” to see the actual insane words that are still in print.

TaskOne iPhone multitool case


The TaskOne G3 Pro is a $99.95 case for your iPhone 5 that has 22 different tools built into it. Now, you can use your delicate aluminum-and-glass pocket computer to saw through branches, or (there’s a picture of this on the product page) shove your iPhone face-down directly onto a hot engine block while you tighten some kind of car bullshit. Nothing good will come of making sure your iPhone is attached to your clumsy, iPhone-shaped multitool.

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