Thanksgiving trash-movies

Thankskilling is an ironically-low-budget movie whose primary quality is “Boobs in the first second,” as the cover promises.

Undeterred by their lack of success, and unaware that the charm in low-budget movies is their sincerity, the creators went on to make two sequels. Thankskilling 2 is nowhere to be found, but Thankskilling 3 is free to watch on Prime Instant Video, if you want to commit 100 minutes of your life to aggressive mediocrity.