At the weirdly high price these are going for, you’d think that if you wanted USED baby-food jars, you could just buy some jars of baby food at the store. The single customer for these seems to be happy, though, noting that the seller “put a couple of lotion samples in the box.” Never mind the seller, who’s the person that’s excited by thirdhand lotion?

I’m not sure you need a Rapid Ramen Cooker to microwave noodles. You could probably use any microwave-safe container. But… what’s this?

Huh. Well, maybe it’s worth the money, if it reduces the sodium, because—

Never mind. 

This USB humidifier is cute, but I’m not sure it’s the best idea to put something that sprays water up into the air right next to your computer. Which you’d have to do if it’s powered by USB.

At least it’s not a “USB Mix Tape,” a tiny flash-drive which fits into a fake cassette tape so you can pretend your best days aren’t long, long ago.

In an apparent attempt to create the world’s worst alarm clock, the makers of the Secret Agent Alarm Clock created a gun-shaped clock that requires you to depress the trigger to view the time. It’s somehow even less convenient than the alarm clock that flies into the air, emitting a piercing shriek until you plug it back into the base. But it comes with the added bonus of being shaped like a gun, to allow you to be “accidentally” shot by a cop, should you travel with it or have it nearby when they kick your door down without knocking.

Garbage Pantz is a plastic cover you put on your outdoor trash can, to make it look like it’s wearing pants. It’s real and people love it.

“Jewelry In Candles” is perplexingly popular this year. It’s a candle, and you burn the candle, and there’s a ring inside. Obviously, it’s a really nice ring, since the candle itself is about twenty bucks.

You’d be better off getting the Kisa cat-shaped candle, which reveals a metal cat skeleton as it burns. But not everyone’s household is brutal enough to handle this.

The Instacube is more or less a smartphone that only runs the Instagram app. And it has no keyboard functionality, so you can’t comment on images, or post your own. That’s handy, right? I mean, it might be second to Instacube, the almost-$70 magicians’ accessory that lets you pretend you solved a Rubik’s Cube, but it’s a strong second.