I haven’t eaten edible glitter, because I’ve already sacrificed enough of my health and longevity in the pursuit of sitting in front of a computer fourteen hours a day. But if it’s non-toxic, and indigestible, if you eat glitter, it stands to bear that your next-day trip to the toilet will be covered in turquoise sparkles.

The author of “Wesley Crusher Teenage Fuck Machine” popped into my facebook to call me a “Jew” today. Just an FYI, in case you were holding out on that purchase until you were sure he was the kind of person to use “Jew” as an epithet.

“Can this make toast with regular sized bread? Can it toast bagels?” a customer asked, and the reply came: No. Taco Toaster is “not for anything else but regular sized tortillas.”

Is it faster than Quick Taco? Psh… no… nothing is faster than Quick Taco.