Monthly Archives: March 2015

Control A Woman

control-a-woman-remote-control

This remote control allows you to “Control A Woman.”



Eat Glitter, Shit Sparkles

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I haven’t eaten edible glitter, because I’ve already sacrificed enough of my health and longevity in the pursuit of sitting in front of a computer fourteen hours a day. But if it’s non-toxic, and indigestible, if you eat glitter, it stands to bear that your next-day trip to the toilet will be covered in turquoise sparkles.








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