I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.

I can’t think of a situation where you’d need to keep a flexible silicone cup shaped like a leaf in your purse or pocket, but at least it’s not expensive.

What kind of toilet-artist would make a toilet seat shaped like a guitar, but then not have the hole in the seat be the guitar’s hole? Careless execution of a bad idea.

Which didn’t stop it from being so popular it sold out.

This is probably the world’s worst pencil sharpener.

“Saves time and money,” brags the manufacturer of the Twinkie Maker, a $35 appliance that allows you to spend additional time and money manufacturing Twinkies at home.

Finally, no more stopping by the side of the road to pull shots of espresso! You can make it while you drive, from the comfort of the driver’s seat, with the Handspresso Auto.

They sell “unbreakable” plastic cups as an accessory for it, so if you’re involved in a collision while brewing, you can pick them out of the wreckage, rinse them off, and be up and running as soon as you get a new car.

Sure, it might just be poorly-worded. But I want to live in a world where you quit drinking tea by drinking tea.