Fast-Drying T-shirts

A quick glance at this “quick-drying t-shirt” lets you know it’s a fairly stylish to wear. But when the guy turns around and you see his makeup… now that’s paper.

In case you’re worried they wasted this cosmetic job on a single camo shirt, fear not: he’s also wearing a quick-drying t-shirt covered in skeletons who have snakes for hair.