This set of magnets turns your refrigerator into a Game Boy. While this is in itself is only mildly embarrassing, their attempt to suggest you stick them to your washing machine (the picture is here) is truly Nintendepressing.

I don’t have anything against George Takei. I’m just suspicious of any product where the makers clearly thought of the name before designing the product itself.

Besides, I’m not sure that running a clickbait Facebook page qualifies you to make cologne.

This is only funny if it only takes the baby a week to become accredited as a vascular surgeon, and she’s still a baby, so she has to crawl to the operating room.

The best way to make any thing in life less fun is to add a QR code to it. And the best way to ensure that it’s not fun at all is to require you to scan a QR code in order to use it. The “Truth Or Dare QR Cups” manage to do both of these things on their way to selling twelve cents’ worth of plastic cups for the price of a board game.

In the modern world of 3D printing and offshore slave-labor, why settle for a rhinoceros statue that’s only about 1/4 the size of a real one? Get the life-size stegosaurus statue. Sure, it’s over five grand including shipping, but according to the manufacturer’s picture, you can ride the motherfucker.

It’s always seemed strange to me that the people who are most obsessed with American patriotism, and the American flag, purchase products like this spittoon. But, hey… If you want to spit directly onto the American flag, you can do that. You want to wipe your feet on the American flag as a doormat? Be my guest. Put an American flag vibrator on your hotdog, or your hotdog bun, or your b-hole? Go for it. This is your country too, even if you disrespect the flag.