Monthly Archives: August 2015

George Takei’s Cologne


I don’t have anything against George Takei. I’m just suspicious of any product where the makers clearly thought of the name before designing the product itself.

Besides, I’m not sure that running a clickbait Facebook page qualifies you to make cologne.

Future Vascular Surgeon


This is only funny if it only takes the baby a week to become accredited as a vascular surgeon, and she’s still a baby, so she has to crawl to the operating room.

Desecrating the American Flag


It’s always seemed strange to me that the people who are most obsessed with American patriotism, and the American flag, purchase products like this spittoon. But, hey… If you want to spit directly onto the American flag, you can do that. You want to wipe your feet on the American flag as a doormat? Be my guest. Put an American flag vibrator on your hotdog, or your hotdog bun, or your b-hole? Go for it. This is your country too, even if you disrespect the flag.

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