Monthly Archives: August 2015

GameBoy Refrigerator

game-boy-refrigerator

This set of magnets turns your refrigerator into a Game Boy. While this is in itself is only mildly embarrassing, their attempt to suggest you stick them to your washing machine (the picture is here) is truly Nintendepressing.



George Takei’s Cologne

eau-my

I don’t have anything against George Takei. I’m just suspicious of any product where the makers clearly thought of the name before designing the product itself.

Besides, I’m not sure that running a clickbait Facebook page qualifies you to make cologne.



Future Vascular Surgeon

future-vascular-surgeon

This is only funny if it only takes the baby a week to become accredited as a vascular surgeon, and she’s still a baby, so she has to crawl to the operating room.



Desecrating the American Flag

mudjug-flag

It’s always seemed strange to me that the people who are most obsessed with American patriotism, and the American flag, purchase products like this spittoon. But, hey… If you want to spit directly onto the American flag, you can do that. You want to wipe your feet on the American flag as a doormat? Be my guest. Put an American flag vibrator on your hotdog, or your hotdog bun, or your b-hole? Go for it. This is your country too, even if you disrespect the flag.






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