Monthly Archives: November 2015

Finally, You Can Fuck A Football

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The upside of Fantasy Football Stroker isn’t that you can fuck the football. It’s that when you wear this shirt, nobody’ll know that you’re referring to fucking a plastic football.

(I blurred the entrance and exit of the football pic here due to the bizarre regulations on nudity that exist in our culture. Blame society, not me.)



Tetris: The Board Game

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In an apparent attempt to answer the question “what could possibly ruin the best and most popular video game of all time?” the board-game of Tetris Link has been created. If you’re dead-set on bringing Tetris into the real world, you might at least go for these Tetris-shaped lamps. They’re stupid, but at least they don’t pretend to be fun.








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