The Best Things For Sale

Since I’ve started this site, I’ve gotten people responding “More like the BEST thing for sale!” to some of the items I’ve posted here. I decided in January to track the number of “best things for sale” responses I got to specific items, and I’m presenting them here as a bar graph. The bars are sized to show relative “best things for sale”-ness. The size of each bar is based on the number of responses claiming the item to be actually the best thing for sale, as a sum of Facebook, Twitter, and email messages.


Nic Cage pillowcases
Lincoln Riding Bear
Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt
Draft Beer Jelly Beans
Invisible Unicorn
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Easy To Make Haircut At Home!
Hot dog bucket hat
Jazz pattern mug
Mac’n'cheese Button
Exploding Kittens
Goosh Pants
Cat Skeleton Candle
Bacon Deodorant
Pumpkin Kit-Kats
Cummed-up mouse pad
Eau My cologne by George Takei
Introductory Calculus For Infants
(Donald) Trump: The Game
Baby Up In This Bitch
Cuchini Camel Toe Pad
One Pound of Lemon Starburst
Serving the Prime Minister: A Canadian Romance
Nun Sucking A Unicorn’s Horn The Album
Drunk Hunt: Nintendo Flask
Pubic Hair Toupee
I Want To Be Bacon When I Grow Up
They’ll Think It’s A Cane Until It’s Too Late
C-Word Mug

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