Hairy Christmas vs. Very Hairy Christmas

This t-shirt is a combination of an ugly Christmas sweater and a “this shirt is actually my skin” t-shirt, but somehow worse than both. The “Bad Santa” shirt sports a thicker sprinkling of chest hair, along with a tribal, if that’s more up your alley, for some reason.

They fucked up by not naming either one of these “Hairy Christmas,” but then again, there’s a horrifically bad album called “Very Hairy Christmas”, so maybe they didn’t want people to think it was the same guy. (You can listen to the album on the MP3-download page, but I don’t recommend you do.)

(Thanks to @TheBlackNerd for the tip.)