“What the fuck, dad?!” screams this child’s dubious face, as his father carries him on SaddleBaby, a contraption engineered to injure young fathers. Most of the reviews note that the device is incredibly uncomfortable to use, as you’d imagine, and turns the simple act of carrying a young child on your shoulders into an expensive hellride.
You can’t get much worse than a game based on a giant TV-episode guide disguised as an encyclopedia. And just like the website, Wikipedia: The Board Game is entirely based on pop culture, disguised as education. It’s arguably worse than the Urban Dictionary board game, which is spectacular, given that Urban Dictionary is mostly used by teenagers to write about fictional sex acts. (“The PORBUS is where the man poop on the girl boobs and touches the boobs!!!”)
At last, humanity has created the pinnacle of scientific achievement. No, not curing disease, achieving immortality, or even allowing all seven billion of us to live in peace with one another. It’s The Selfie Toaster, which burns a picture of your own face into bread. Like this:
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