Nuka Cola Quantum enjoyed a brief production run, before gamers were able to spend enough time inside Fallout 4 to realize it wasn’t an adventure, but actually a nightmare where you collect desk fans, while a woman yells at you in an implausibly Irish accent about collecting desk fans. It wasn’t terrible for the original price, but it’s being resold at over fifty dollars a bottle, and unlike Fallout, you can’t drink a beer before you buy it to get a better price.  

Would you like a leather-framed custom painting of Tom Selleck? It’s only $12,999.00.  

“Cats Love Jazz” is both the presupposition and title of this album, which seems to be a computer-generated mash of MIDI instrumentals, all of which clock in almost exactly at one minute and seven seconds. It seems to have been created by someone who has never heard jazz, but rather attempted to recreate it from a written description.

If you enjoy or “enjoy” this album (you can stream it from the link up there) there’s a pond-themed album featuring the bizarre organ-seizure titled “Ducks Have Bad Hands For Jazz”, though to be honest, a few seconds of any of these tracks is more than enough for most.

QR codes, the little square grids that you can scan with your phone (but nobody ever has) are now available for your house. If you ever wanted to put a QR code on your television remote, and have someone scan it with their phone in order to play a video you’ve made, this product lets you do that. (I’m not intentionally creating a bizarre use-case, by the way. The manufacturer specifically implies that you’d want to do this with your remote control.)

The year 20106 (or 2010⁶?) is here. Finally.