Missing an opportunity, the manufacturers of ShitLight did not actually call it ShitLight, but rather GlowBowl Motion Activated Toilet Nightlight.

The Windi, by the makers of NoseFrida, the tube you use to suck snot out of your child’s nose like a straw, is a plastic device you shove up your child’s ass to make him or her release gas. It works, in the same manner as a q-tip would work, with the same predictable result: as one reviewer said, “make sure you have something to catch all the poop that comes shooting out.”

Stop wasting money on bags of that squishy white bread from the store! The Bread Chair is here.

Unlike wolf urine, which is used to deter animals from your lawn or garden, this bottle of cow urine is meant to be ingested. The lone review, a verified purchase, leaves the reader with more questions than answers.

The word you were looking for was “unemployed.”

The Grill House is a 2,850-pound structure which houses a table with a grill in the middle. If for some reason you need a secret eating hut in your yard, it may be expensive, but at least it comes with free shipping.

The Mark One Prime Vessyl is a $99 rechargeable cup that links to your phone so you can remember to drink water during the day.

If only your body had a way of internally determining whether or not it needed water, and signaling you when it determined that you need to drink water.