Monthly Archives: August 2016

Whole Hog


It’s a pig, intended for spit-roasting. The description says it’s “Head Off”, which I guess means they removed the head, but it’s shown with-head in their picture. They also say it ships free, but it costs over fifty bucks to ship as far as I can tell. Probably not a good idea to buy ambiguous meat online, but, hey, it’s your life.

The weirdest thing about it might be that it’s “frequently bought with” a wooden clock that says Dick.

Cooking For Two: Your Cat & You


Surprisingly not by the author of “Crafting With Cat Hair,” this recipe book is stuffed with atrocious recipes that your cat can, technically, eat. Of course, if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know that giving your cat something weird usually ends with the cat batting it across the floor and leaving it to rot.

The author includes a long list of ingredients (read them all at the Look Inside) which you can’t add to your you-and-cat creations, including salt, meaning that you won’t like what you cook either.

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