Raccoon-Head Hat

Made with a real racoon’s head, fur, and tail, this hat is kind of grisly so I’ve pixellated it. (The uncensored version is on the manufacturer’s listing.) Regardless of your opinion of using animal fur for clothing in 2016, wearing a disfigured raccoon face on top of your head is antisocial.

The only good thing about this is the manufacturer’s description,  which includes the phrase “EACH RACCOON HAT VARIES BECAUSE REAL RACCOON”.