Fine Art

While I can’t include the pictures here for obvious reasons, the artist behind¬†“Penis Hand,” a $1400 oil painting, notes that it ships before Christmas. It’s less grotesque than her other $1400 painting, “Nude Cowboy,”¬†which also ships to arrive before Christmas, if you’ve got a nude-cowboy lover you can’t find a present for.

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