Monthly Archives: March 2017

Adult Hopper Ball

adult-hopper-ball

This inflatable horse is the adult version of the children’s toy that does the very same thing. If you want to dress like a cowboy and hop around on an inflatable horse, I guess it’s the thing you want. But you should really see the photoshopped picture of a cowboy and cowgirl hopping around a western landscape that’s in the manufacturer’s gallery. And if that isn’t enough, you need to see the guy in a suit hopping around on a giant inflatable emoji.



Butter Saver

butter-savers

The Butter Saver is a single $13 piece of rubber you put on the end of a butter stick to “save” it. There’s no telling what you’d be saving it from, because butter keeps more or less indefinitely inside your refrigerator.

There’s also the fact that unless you unwrap the whole stick of butter at once, it’s still mostly covered in wax paper, and the loose end of the wax paper can be wrapped around the cut end of the butter once you cut a slice off. And the small detail that many customers report that the Butter Saver doesn’t stay on the stick of butter, or doesn’t fit on it to begin with.

Sled Legs

sled-legs

The slogan for Sled Legs is “Make Winter Fun Again,” which might be a bit over-reaching, considering they amount to sliding down a hill on shin-guards.

If that somehow seems fun to you, and there’s no snow where you are, then there is, of course, SnoWonder Instant Snow.








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