Monthly Archives: March 2017

Sled Legs


The slogan for Sled Legs is “Make Winter Fun Again,” which might be a bit over-reaching, considering they amount to sliding down a hill on shin-guards.

If that somehow seems fun to you, and there’s no snow where you are, then there is, of course, SnoWonder Instant Snow.

Radiation-Proof Banana


I know what they’re getting at here, saying that using a handset will stop your phone from blasting so much microwave-frequency electromagnetic current through your skull. But the implication that a bananaphone will protect you from radiation was too good for me to pass up.

At least it’s not banana soda.

(Tune in tomorrow to see what kind of soda tomorrow’s item is not.)

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