Monthly Archives: April 2017

The Coin-Eating Face


Feed your coins into the face of this bank, and it stares at you as its face churns, eating your coins.

The Mushroom Man


Hey, it’s me, Toad, from the Mario games. Come with Toad. It is safe. Toad knows where to have a lot of fun here in the abandoned part of town. It’s free. Come with Toad.

PureLyft energy stick


PureLyft is an “energy stir stick” that dissolves in a glass of water to release caffeine, sweetener, and flavoring. Most of the reviews note that it tastes terrible, which is an accomplishment, because companies have been mixing water, flavorings, and caffeine together for decades. Unsurprisingly, it’s “frequently bought with” the caffeine-vape I wrote about earlier this month.

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