Living in a shipping container beats other options, sure, and it’s a lot cheaper than a house that’s attached to the ground and which can’t be craned-and-freighted across the country. The problem comes when the UPS guy delivers it when you’re not home, and “hides” it by leaving it on your front lawn and throwing your doormat on top.

The makers of this pair of men’s pantyhose show the model without anything on underneath, which is fine, but they really weirdly photoshopped out his buttcrack. So if you want to see what a guy with an ass but no crack looks like, this is your chance. (Not safe for work, probably, although I can’t say for sure given the lack of crack.)