18 January, 2018
Testicle Jerky
Unsurprisingly, reviewers of “Rocky Mountain Oyster” (beef testicle) jerky say that it has an unpleasant flavor and texture. I don’t know what you were expecting, reviewers.
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18 January, 2018
Unsurprisingly, reviewers of “Rocky Mountain Oyster” (beef testicle) jerky say that it has an unpleasant flavor and texture. I don’t know what you were expecting, reviewers.
17 January, 2018
The surprise in Money Duck Soap is not that each bar contains a one-dollar bill, but rather, that there aren’t a bunch of fake reviews claiming to have gotten $50 from Money Duck Soap.
16 January, 2018
Three days ago, a false alarm went out that Hawaii was about to be nuked, and everyone in the state should immediately seek shelter. Today, a shirt is on sale to laugh at this terrifying event.
15 January, 2018
This travel mug seems to cross the line from targeted-merchandise to threat.
14 January, 2018
Sure, you’ve got the Star Wars Toaster, the Darth Vader Waffle Maker, and the Star Wars Immersion Blender, but do you have the Darth Vader Robot Vacuum? Didn’t think so. Looks like you’re not really a Star Wars fan.
(There’s also a Stormtrooper Robot Vacuum, if you want to robot-vacuum with Star Wars but don’t have the cash for the top of the line Star Wars Robot Vacuum.)
13 January, 2018
Do you remember the Ember Smart Mug from last month? It’s now available as a travel mug. It is shown here on its charger, which is something that all coffee mugs should require, if you think about it.
12 January, 2018
The smoke that emergest from this incense burner comes out of the lady’s nipples. (The manufacturer’s pic is unpixellated, should you not be able to imagine what this would look like.)