This desktop horror doesn’t just strangely gyrate at the push of a button. It also plays tinny versions of The Star Spangled Banner and My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee.

The Yeti Bucket (I’ve abbreviated the official 11-word name for the sake of brevity) is a five-gallon plastic bucket that costs $40. You can get a five-gallon bucket at a local hardware store for around $5-7, or, if you’re feeling fancy, you can get Luggable Loo, a five-pound bucket with a toilet seat on top so you can shit comfortably, for $18.

Welcome to 2018. Here’s a five-hour video of vegetables, entitled “Vegetable Meditation.”