Can you order a nearly-nine-thousand-dollar dinghy online? Yes.

Does it ship to you for free? Also yes.

It’s not just an expression. You can actually buy an absurdly-expensive silver spoon to feed your infant with.

Despite costing an insane amount of money, this functionless metal sphere has accumulated, at the time of this writing, 43 reviews, all positive. The reviewers love how it’s round, it’s heavy, and it’s made out of metal. Log, log, log.

(You can, of course, also buy a log online.)

You’re thinking of a jellyfish sting, garden flag.