Monthly Archives: May 2018

Black-on-black cards

black-on-black-playing-cards

Playing cards, which have traditionally been printed in contrasting colors to allow them to be used in games, are now available in monochrome, to make them impossible to use in card games. It’s the innovation we’ve all been waiting for.

At least they aren’t made out of plywood.



GuardPeanut

guardpeanut

In an apparent attempt to create the worst product name of all time, the manufacturers of GuardPeanut named it GuardPeanut. The same company also makes a product called ThermoPeanut.



Literal Pap

huel-human-fuel

If the hell-milk of Soylent doesn’t fit your needs for drinking pap, Huel Meal Powder provides roughly the same experience, with nearly as bad of a product name. Huel is short for Human Fuel, though its similarity to “gruel” can’t be a coincidence.






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