Monthly Archives: May 2018

Black-on-black cards

black-on-black-playing-cards

Playing cards, which have traditionally been printed in contrasting colors to allow them to be used in games, are now available in monochrome, to make them impossible to use in card games. It’s the innovation we’ve all been waiting for.

At least they aren’t made out of plywood.



Literal Pap

huel-human-fuel

If the hell-milk of Soylent doesn’t fit your needs for drinking pap, Huel Meal Powder provides roughly the same experience, with nearly as bad of a product name. Huel is short for Human Fuel, though its similarity to “gruel” can’t be a coincidence.



Kneeling In The USA

i-dont-kneel-shirt

Novelty t-shirts are sometimes like the world’s worst game of Telephone, with an idea that’s usually terrible to begin with getting progressively more twisted and convoluted through one or more language barriers. This one is notable for how far away it got from the original idea while still being recognizable.








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