A Baby’s Little Silver Hand

ball-scratcher

This silver babyhand is being sold as a “ballscratcher.” Because when a man’s testicles sweat and itch, he needs a cold, rigid baby’s hand to sneak down his drawers, attached to a silver wand, and scratch. It’s okay & not fucked up at all to own a metal babyhand and put it on your orbs.








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