5 November, 2018
Despite the fact that “Forever Comfy” sounds like a blanket to put on a dead person inside a coffin, it is instead a cushion. A single, forty-five-dollar cushion. And, according to reviewers, after you sit on it, it never returns to its original size, implying that it’s Once Comfy, not “Forever.”
I still haven’t figured out whether it’s related in any way to “Forever Lazy,” the one-piece depression pajama.