The manufacturer of “VULVA Original” describes their product as “the intimate female scent as smelling pleasure” and “real odorous substance.” I won’t deny you the pleasure of reading the other horrible, creepy ways they describe this artificial-genital liquid, so read the rest here.

This two-dollar bill costs $9.98. In fact, there are a ton of two-dollar bills being sold online for inflated prices.

Most banks will give you a two-dollar bill for exactly two dollars, if you want one. If you want a whole bunch, they can usually get you as many as you want with some advance notice. They’re cool as long as you don’t become that smug guy who pushes them on idiot teens in big-box stores and then sneers “IT’S LEGAL TENDER. BET YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT VINYL RECORDS ARE EITHER.”

It’s a “Ball Sack” “for girls!” It’s funny because it’s a golf ball and not a testicle, which is a sex organ. It says “Girls need balls to golf” because testicles can also be called “balls”! So, this is stupid, and nobody wants it, right? Nope. It’s one of the top-selling golf accessories.

This book would have some potential if it weren’t full of entries like “In 1954, a man ejaculated 15 ml.” That’s all it says on the topic, no name, no source.

I’m sure the contents of this book were scraped together from a few websites and condensed into a crummy Kindle book in a couple of days, but I’d like to imagine that the author compiled it from his own research, hours and hours of knocking on doors, asking people “So, ever have a really large nude wedding? No? Okay, how about a… (looks at paper) anal gangbang with over 40 participants? No? Okay, thanks for your time.”

(If you’re in the mood for more unverifiable “sex world records”, there is, as always, the “look inside” link.)

Medical problems can cause your gas to smell horrendous or be produced in large volumes. So, assuming it works, the Subtle Butt “disposable gas neutralizer” might be great if you have this problem.

I put it here on this page for the customer who gave it one star because “I am looking for a product that will intensify the smell.” 

The GoateeSaver allows you to bite a plastic template to prevent you from messing up your goatee.