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A Pro-Child-Abuse Book For Parents

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The insanity of “To Train Up A Child” is beyond my description and its cruelty is beyond my grasp. The authors of this book advocate physical abuse of a child beginning in infancy. Not discipline, but active, constant abuse. They recommend you pull an infant’s hair, hard, when he cries or bites a nipple during nursing. They describe, positively, a scenario where a man spanks a 12-month-old child for 45 minutes. As the child ages, the punishments get worse, and I’ll save you the anguish of describing them here. You can read the “Look Inside” sample online if you want to see exactly what they entail, if you have a strong stomach, or if you’d like to seethe in hatred of two of the most horrible people currently alive.

PetPeek Fence Window

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With the Pet Peek Fence Window, you can finally give your loud-ass dog more to bark at. Now he can bark at stuff he hears AND sees. That’s what you need! That’s what your neighbors need! Bark bark bark! Your neighbors love you, and they love your dog, bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Unofficial Twitter Mug

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The manufacturers of this “Social Media Mug” can’t officially call it a Twitter mug, because that would be a violation of intellectual property. That’s okay, though, because if it were actually a Twitter mug, it would have to hold the opinions of five hundred million illiterate people who can’t count to 140.



Anorexia Skeleton Doll

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I’ve never been a fan of the “Monster High” dolls (see my post about “Frankie Stein”) but this one really takes the cake. You cannot get more anorexic than an actual skeleton, in makeup, wearing clothes. Our children are being sold pretty skeletons and they dress up the pretty skeletons. It’s so much more fun than putting clothes and makeup on their own bodies, which are so fat, and will never be as skinny and beautiful as a skeleton.







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