29 August, 2015
29 August, 2015
28 August, 2015
“Pop a Cap In Your Glass,” says the manufacturer of these gun-shaped ice molds. It’s a good thing that gun violence isn’t a problem in America, or this would be in extremely poor taste. There’s also an ice-cube tray that makes tiny AK-47s, in case you need a fully-automatic cold drink.
Of course, it’s the “I (shoot) MY DAD” pint glass that’s the cherry on the sundae of this terrible idea. Patricide isn’t just for the Romans!
26 August, 2015
“Join the movement,” brags the manufacturer of this white-pride t-shirt.
And although it’s beside the point to rank or quantify hatred and racism, this racist “Keep Calm” shirt may be the worst of them all.
25 August, 2015
This square pillowcase, printed to look like a giant bag of weed, hides a pillow, and also has a small internal zippered pocket to hide your weed. That is, if putting weed inside a humongous ziplock bag labeled “Sour Diesel” counts as hiding it.
Better inside a pillow than inside a weed tampon designed to hide weed, I suppose.
24 August, 2015
Who likes to fake-fart? To make a long story short: children, and also the Weird Uncle character you have at work. Le Tooter is for the hard-core fartfucker, whose use of Fart Machine was unsatisfactory, and found Fart Machine #2 to be more realistic, yet still not tooty enough to be convincing. A spritz of Liquid Ass, the fecal smell-spray, completes the Weird Office Uncle package.
23 August, 2015
Of course, the best scammy skin-care product, if we’re going by name alone, is the $29.95 bottle of “You Can’t Zit Here.” It claims to be powered by the imaginary natural-healing mechanism of Reiki, which, as I’ve written about before, is entirely fake and literally based on waving your hands around.