Oil Pulling: The Cure For Everything


Have you heard of “oil pulling”? It’s an alternative-medicine thing where you load vegetable oil into your mouth (sesame or coconut oil, typically) and swish it around for twenty minutes, then spit it out. It does nothing, as you might imagine, but I found a guy named Dr.* Bruce Fife who has made a career out of telling people with deadly diseases to use oil pulling instead of real medicine.

What does oil pulling cure, according to Bruce? Arthritis, fibromyalgia, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, ALS, MS, autism, and lots, lots more. According to Bruce, “All Disease Starts In The Mouth.”

* Bruce is a “N.D.” Which stands for “Natural Doctor.” Which means “fake doctor.” He runs the Weston A. Price Foundation, which you can google if you’re not afraid of falling into a hurricane of crazy.

Anime Rap


The rapper Josip On Deck has dedicated his musical career to writing Lil B-style songs about anime… and watching anime… and fucking the girls in anime. “Anime Pu$$Y” would be the song to listen to if you just want a taste of his oeuvre.



Magna-Tiles are clear plastic tiles that snap together with magnets are fun for kids to play with. Too bad a hundred of them (which won’t build much) are $120.

The manufacturer says they teach spatial relationships and problem-solving through creative building. But in the land of creative building for kids, you’ve got to compete with sticks, which are available outside everywhere for free.

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