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Telekinetic Enhancer

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The Telekinetic Enhancer allows you to develop telekinesis (the ability to physically move objects using your mind.) The manufacturer even includes instructions, which is helpful, because it’s probably pretty hard to figure out how to use magic energy on your own.

Biofuel Caffeinated Popcorn

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If you buy caffeinated popcorn, either you’re eating popcorn for breakfast, or you’re slamming pure caffeine to your face at night while you watch a movie. Maybe that’s how you live though. Backing into parking spaces, checking out with more than 15 items in the express lane… the dangerous life.



Phantom Keystroker

 

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Plug the “Phantom Keystroker” into someone else’s computer and watch as it types characters and makes random mouse movements. Ha ha, your computer is harder to use now and messes up what you’re doing! Owned!









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