Day Bang: A Creepy Pickup Artist Guide by Roosh V

“Day Bang” is an instructional manual written by a man who gives you, the aspiring Day Banger, tips to talk to women during the daytime. It even purports to instruct you on how to begin your weird, forced conversation in such a way that it “won’t scare the woman away.”

Years later, your child will ask you, “How did you meet Mom?” And instead of a boring answer like “The Internet” or “College” or “A party”, you’ll be able to give them a gripping story of how you Day Banged their mother after months of study and memorization. “I gave her Bait Line #31 and winked at a specific time. She let me hack the closer and I got her number, and then texted her Follow-Up #5. I was a big-time Day Banger and it’s all thanks to an A-to-Z banging strategy devised by pickup master Roosh V.”