Monthly Archives: July 2014

ManGlaze nail polish for men


ManGlaze is nail polish for men. Too bad they already make nail polish for men. It’s called “nail polish.”

Wrenchware 3-Piece Tool/Cutlery Set


The dad roars, as if to scare off natural predators from his family’s dinner table. “I’M GONNA EAT DINNER WITH THE WRENCHWARE 3-PIECE CUTLERY SET THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN TOOLS!!!” The dog, unsure if he is in trouble, slinks into the other room, hoping to remain unnoticed.

Pocket Hose


The Pocket Hose is not just something you walk by at the drugstore and say “I already, heh heh, I already have a pocket hose.” It’s also one of the most poorly-reviewed items I’ve ever seen, having collected over 1,600 one-star reviews, mostly complaining that it develops leaks throughout the entire length of the hose as soon as you start using it.

Telebrands, the maker of Pocket Hose, responded by creating the Pocket Hose Ultra, a “3x stronger” version of the Pocket Hose, which already has over 100 one-star reviews saying that it breaks in the same way as the Pocket Hose.

Also, you already have a pocket hose.  

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