“This product did not work at all,” one reviewer complained about Weight Gain Formula, a pill which claims to cause ass-based weight gain after taking it for six to eight weeks. Of course it didn’t! You’ll need to eat more and exercise less if you want to gain weight. The thermodynamics of fat storage are well-studied.
“Brand New Booty” works equally well (i.e. not at all) and comes with the benefit of a rap-inspired bottle design and a higher price. If you’re going to go by volume of ass, though, I think the best butt-product of all is Butt Enhancement Cream, which comes with dozens of customer pics of enhanced butts. Does it work? Or does it simply induce people to post their butts on the reviews? You decide.
Some asshole took the entire text of the King James Bible and word-replaced “God” with the phrase “SOME MADE UP GUY.” He’s released almost 300 other bible-derivatives, each of which replaces the word “God” with a millennial’s name. “In the beginning, Isabella created the heaven and the earth,” begins The Holy Isabella Bible. As they’ve done since the beginning of religion, atheists go out of their way to prove that the only thing worse than someone who disagrees with your fundamental ideas about the universe is an asshole who agrees with you.
You learn about the Civil War in school. You learn about the Emancipation Proclamation, Ford’s Theatre, and the Gettysburg Address, too. But it takes some independent research if you want to find out if Abraham Lincoln, behind closed doors, was a Presidential Fuck Machine.
These glasses let you read or watch television while laying down. They only work if you don’t need prescription glasses, so for the majority of people who’d use these, they’re useless. The only real use for these glasses is:
Which is great, but if you just want weird eyes, “Anime Eyeglasses” give you the big, creepy eyes of your dreams without having to lay down to see anything.
An inflatable hot tub is a bad idea to start with. Holding 184 gallons (1,530 pounds) of water in a flexible plastic container you climb in and out of isn’t the smartest idea our species has ever come up with. Combine that with two 675-watt heaters and you’ve got a recipe for water-based disaster.
TWTFS is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com. We are
not affiliated with the manufacturers whose products appear on TWTFS.
Contact drew at email@example.com or tweet him @TWTFSale.