Why you got a zipper on your weird-ass hoodie, dude? You wanna be able to take it off if you get too warm?

I get that this was probably well-intentioned, but telling your mom that a billion people online “like” her might not come off the right way.

This inflatable hand would be unremarkable were it not for the sad, cramped hand sweatily giving a half-thumbs-up inside.

It’s yet another book where the author thought of the title first, and the content second. It’s stupid, but unlike “Beat Your Way To The Top,” it doesn’t suggest you masturbate while you read it, so that’s some small relief.

Creatine is a supplement that can help your endurance capacity if you’re exercising a lot. You’re not supposed to use more than about five grams of it a day (it’s processed by your kidneys and an overdose can cause all kinds of problems) so a 55-pound barrel of creatine might be overkill.

Then again, if you’re the sort of person to buy a thousand caffeine pills at the same time, this might be right up your performance-enhancing alley.

This is a set of TWO scale dumpsters to throw your wrestling figurines in. No longer will your wrestling-figure playtime be limited by only having a single dumpster.

Of course, if you were hardcore, you’d buy the Hardcore Toilet And Sink Combo Deal For Wrestling Action Figures, but you knew that already.

This seller promises to set you up with a “lifetime” Netflix account for a one-time payment of $4.50. Either he’s sending you his ex-girlfriend’s login information, or it’s some kind of scam.