Good news: The answer is yes!

Bad news: The answer to all your existential questions is either “mrroww” or “(walks away silently).”

Maybe lemon’s your favorite flavor of Starburst. But do you need an entire pound of it, picked out of multi-flavor bags by some unknown person, repackaged for your gluttonous candy-habit?

No. Obviously not. You need a pound of Just Strawberry Starburst, which is six dollars more than the lemon, for obvious reasons.

Why buy The WineRack (a bra that holds 25 ounces of wine) when you can stuff three liters of wine into Baggy Winecoat, a purse that you fill entirely with wine?  

If you’re into crunchy snacks making gay men have sex for money, then this erotic 37-page adventure would be right up your alley.

From the sordid world of “The Learning Channel” comes this gem, a pay-to-stream TV show called “Buying Naked.” It’s exactly what it sounds like, which is to say: It’s up to Jackie Youngblood, nudist real estate expert, to help this couple find a home that’s both nude and dog friendly.

In a world of stick-figure-stickers, there are thousands of variations and parodies, each worse than the last. But I feel none match the tone of this particular one, whose official title is “Auto Sticker-Funny Car Sticker-Gun Family-Stick Family Decal-Window Sticker-Sticker Decal-Window Decal-Car Decals-Vehicle Sticker.”

If I had to put one in second place, it would probably be the “I Will Literally Murder Your Family With Guns” stick-figure sticker.

Celebrate Passover with your children by making them wear masks representing the Ten Plagues.

How can you argue with that?