Monthly Archives: July 2015

Randomly Selected Foreign Coin


This is a listing for a single, randomly-selected foreign coin. The description refers to “The coin you receive”. Yet, the customer reviews complain that “I feel I was mislead” because the picture shows a pile of coins. That’s what happens when you buy a single coin for three bucks and change instead of a bag of 50 random foreign coins for $11, or a quarter-pound of foreign coins for $9, or an entire pound of them for $19.

None of them are as bad as buying a bunch of North Korean currency, which indirectly supports the most oppressive and horrible nation currently on our planet. Sure, it’s fucked up to wear a shirt that says “I Love North Korea”, but at least the money stays in the hands of a shitty t-shirt business.

The Billionaire Dinosaur Industry


As implausible as it sounds, a ripoff book has stepped in to steal the thunder from A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay, a book I wrote about a few months back. This one is called Taken By A Billionaire Dinosaur Part Two: Jurassic Boner. You can “Look Inside” to read a bit of it on the product listing, but why? Just reflect on the phenomenon. This is the world we live in. We’re never leaving this planet. We’re stuck here with the dinosaurs, and they’re rich, and they want to fuck.

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