If you want people to know that you’re primarily composed of macaroni & cheese, living in America would do the trick. So this shirt probably overstates the obvious. But if you want to make absolutely sure you communicate your carby-fat lifestyle to everyone else, a roll of mac’n'cheese-print duct tape would do the trick.

Finally, womens got some underwear that got a damn poop hole in them, so they can poop right out of it, no problem.

In the forest and need to drop a damn poop? I got you covered, ladies. Camo poophole underwear.