What’s a tool you’ll use in your kitchen again and again? Obviously, it’s “The Cupcake Corer.” It’s designed to cut the center out of a cupcake, which most of us have to do daily. Finally, the struggle is over. No more using the Treat Corer, a generic dessert-coring device not specifically designed for cupcakes.

Vanilla extract is fine. But vaping vanilla extract, as this customer is attempting to do, is probably not fine.

On Sunday, I released my vaporwave-funk album CYBER VISION. It’s currently the #2-best-selling electronic album. Listen to it here on Amazon. (If you’re outside of the US, you can buy it for slightly more on Bandcamp.)

To be fair, there have been watches before that don’t tell time. It’s just that this one is such an asshole about not doing it.

At least it’s not as expensive as the watch that only tells colors.

At first glance, LampChamp might seem like a good idea. Or at least an okay idea. But then you see the picture of the guy holding his phone in mid-air so he can charge it from his lamp and realize it to be folly.

After attracting a small bit of attention for redrawing other peoples’ work without payment, the author of this book accepted a book deal to reprint his comics, and to get paid himself, but not pay the authors of the original tweets. To add insult to injury, he “kindly” offered to give some of the people whose work he used a signed copy of his worthless book.

The only good thing about this entire ordeal is that one of the writers whose work this asshole took, “g0m“, wrote a review of it that you need to read.

If the combination of coffee and toilet paper, or spoons and a sweeper, or a dog bed and a vibrator weren’t weird enough, you can now buy a combo pack of bug spray and label-maker refills.