For some reason, I don’t think this is really meant for wrestling. (The portion I’ve pixellated here is not censored on the manufacturer’s listing, and, no, it’s not safe for work.)

There’s no way for an adult to wear this octopus ski mask in public in any dignified way. Whether or not you have dignity, of course, is a personal decision.

Despite this, this children’s beard-wig-hat is pretty charming.

This is a glass dinosaur meant to be used to serve wine. It would be a lot cooler if it weren’t absurdly expensive. (And no, being “on sale” for $591 off the list price doesn’t make it a deal.)

It’s no Marie Catoinette, but you can’t beat the price on this dog wig.

There are an uncountable number of dog wigs available online – start here and click around for five minutes if you want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

This book is a great way to introduce your kids to the idea that children might fall into pits or be attacked by gorillas, and to the idea that zookeepers shoot their own animals. It’s by the author of Sharkantula.

Sex-toy manufacturers don’t usually do a good job of realistically portraying the human form, but this one, seemingly by an auto-parts manufacturer, is the worst I’ve ever seen. The uncensored picture is available on the listing, if you’re not at work and want to marvel at the flesh nightmare.

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me is likely not the first and undoubtedly not the last amateur erotica that targets what the author describes as the “anti-SJW” market. Usually, adult writing targets roleplaying and fetish keywords, but since it’s all search-engine optimization at this point, it makes sense that someone would try to press this particular button. If you’re curious as to the quality of the actual writing, you can hit the “Look Inside” to read some of it, but it’s about what you would expect.