Monthly Archives: January 2017

Campfire Defender


The Campfire Defender is an expensive kit that mostly consists of a fireproof blanket intended to be used to put out a fire. If there were a way to put out a campfire for less than $250, or even free, then I guess we’d just do that, but there’s not, so we’re stuck with the Campfire Defender.

Wrestling Singlet


For some reason, I don’t think this is really meant for wrestling. (The portion I’ve pixellated here is not censored on the manufacturer’s listing, and, no, it’s not safe for work.)

Harambe And The Very Bad Day


This book is a great way to introduce your kids to the idea that children might fall into pits or be attacked by gorillas, and to the idea that zookeepers shoot their own animals. It’s by the author of Sharkantula.

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