The charm of Beer Pong, if you believe it has any to begin with, comes from its low cost, flexible rules, and need for no supplies beyond the beer and cups you’re already drinking plus a ping-pong ball. Pingbot, a motorized remote-control whatever that does whatever, adds fifty dollars to this process and requires batteries. Its true value lies in revealing the gall of manufacturers to steal the joy of our simplest, stupidest games, replacing it with plastic battery-operated garbage.
The manufacturers of this knock-off Zorb (an inflatable rubber ball you climb into and are then rolled, pushed, or thrown around inside of) quietly did not mention that a thrillseeker recently died from being pushed down a ski slope in Russia inside of one. While you can withstand minor collisions inside one of these, it’s not meant to be used to roll off a cliff and come to a stop on a frozen lake a mile away.
(Also, this is a knockoff of the original Zorb, which could make it more likely that it’ll collapse or be punctured, so even if you’re into this kind of thing, you probably shouldn’t buy this one.)
As it turns out, legalization (in a few states, at least) hasn’t changed the landscape of weed accessories, with the only notable change being that the manufacturers actually show weed in their promotional materials, instead of claiming it’s for tobacco, or in the case of this weed-accessory, parsley.
For those who don’t want to click to see the uncensored image, it’s an iPhone case with a buttplug printed on it. I found this when I was looking up butt plugs for iPhones, which I did eventually find here. (The second link is “safe for work,” in case you need a butt-plug for your iPhone for some reason.)
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