Leaving out my personal dislike of the phrase “zero gravity,” this dodecahedral flowerpot is only usable for plants such as the North American Pointy Leaf and the Common Stubby-Leaf due to its size and geometry. (Check out the other pictures to see how very small, and how very expensive, this thing is.)

The charm of Beer Pong, if you believe it has any to begin with, comes from its low cost, flexible rules, and need for no supplies beyond the beer and cups you’re already drinking plus a ping-pong ball. Pingbot, a motorized remote-control whatever that does whatever, adds fifty dollars to this process and requires batteries. Its true value lies in revealing the gall of manufacturers to steal the joy of our simplest, stupidest games, replacing it with plastic battery-operated garbage.

I’m sure someone will come forward on our Facebook page to tell me why strapping your iPhone to your water bottle is a good invention, or to simply type, “This product is for disabled people. It is not one of the worst things for sale.” Until then, I remain unconvinced.

This shower curtain gets even funnier when you stop taking showers because people are just filling the tub with links they agree with.

The manufacturers of this knock-off Zorb (an inflatable rubber ball you climb into and are then rolled, pushed, or thrown around inside of) quietly did not mention that a thrillseeker recently died from being pushed down a ski slope in Russia inside of one. While you can withstand minor collisions inside one of these, it’s not meant to be used to roll off a cliff and come to a stop on a frozen lake a mile away.

(Also, this is a knockoff of the original Zorb, which could make it more likely that it’ll collapse or be punctured, so even if you’re into this kind of thing, you probably shouldn’t buy this one.)

Frost Pipe is more or less a popsicle mold with an insert to let you smoke weed out of it. (There’s more detail in the photo gallery here.) As you might guess from thinking about it for a few seconds, customers report that it’s hard to set up and hard to use, with the most common complaint being that it melts, getting your face and hands wet.

The similar product Eyce, a mold to make a bong out of ice, works about as well as Frost Pipe, with customers reporting that it’s hard to get out of the mold and melts when you use it.

As it turns out, legalization (in a few states, at least) hasn’t changed the landscape of weed accessories, with the only notable change being that the manufacturers actually show weed in their promotional materials, instead of claiming it’s for tobacco, or in the case of this weed-accessory, parsley.

For those who don’t want to click to see the uncensored image, it’s an iPhone case with a buttplug printed on it. I found this when I was looking up butt plugs for iPhones, which I did eventually find here. (The second link is “safe for work,” in case you need a butt-plug for your iPhone for some reason.)