16 November, 2017
Hip Flask Rick
Hey, Morty, check me out! I’m Inability To Come Up With My Own Ideas So I Use Copyrighted Properties Rick!
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16 November, 2017
Hey, Morty, check me out! I’m Inability To Come Up With My Own Ideas So I Use Copyrighted Properties Rick!
15 November, 2017
Sold as “handmade,” this bottle contains 60 matches and costs more than you probably even expect.
14 November, 2017
Protect your phone and show off a photo of someone else’s kitchen at the same time with this phone case.
Not weird enough for you? Fine. Here’s an old man wearing an adult diaper. On a phone case.
13 November, 2017
Billy’s Ball Bags makes a variety of stretchy silicone testicles. (They’ve been pixellated here to meet the unfair standards of society, but you can see the uncensored pic on the listing.) What’s most intriguing, though, is Billy’s claim that other ball makers have been trying to sabotage his reputation.
12 November, 2017
Available only in “one size fits most,” this children’s beanie is perfect for a son or daughter who wants a bitch hat.
11 November, 2017
The only good thing about “Protein Treats For Girls,” as the manufacturer describes these, is that they’re not pink.
Oh, wait, no. The other flavor is pink.
“Finally, food for girls,” the manufacturer brags. Which is weird, because, until now, I assumed girls were allowed to eat all food.
10 November, 2017
In case you don’t have enough to worry about once your newborn baby has arrived, Owlet Smart Sock (that’s the product’s actual name) offers to ramp up your anxiety by measuring their heart rate. Never mind that some of the reviews say it doesn’t work reliably and shouldn’t be used as a medical monitor – pair it with Hatch Baby, the infant weight-tracking smart scale, to get yourself so revved up you’ll never return to normal.