The Worst Things For Sale

Frost Pipe is more or less a popsicle mold with an insert to let you smoke weed out of it. (There’s more detail in the photo gallery here.) As you might guess from thinking about it for a few seconds, customers report that it’s hard to set up and hard to use, with the most common complaint being that it melts, getting your face and hands wet.

The similar product Eyce, a mold to make a bong out of ice, works about as well as Frost Pipe, with customers reporting that it’s hard to get out of the mold and melts when you use it.

As it turns out, legalization (in a few states, at least) hasn’t changed the landscape of weed accessories, with the only notable change being that the manufacturers actually show weed in their promotional materials, instead of claiming it’s for tobacco, or in the case of this weed-accessory, parsley.

For those who don’t want to click to see the uncensored image, it’s an iPhone case with a buttplug printed on it. I found this when I was looking up butt plugs for iPhones, which I did eventually find here. (The second link is “safe for work,” in case you need a butt-plug for your iPhone for some reason.)

Since modern commerce is about combining two things to more efficiently target a niche audience, this manufacturer has combined cat buttholes with fidget spinners to create The Cat Butthole Fidget Spinner.

Women can now experience the joy of going to the pool or the beach completely covered in body hair. (The back-side of this does not disappoint, by the way.)

The price of this sixty-pound block of cheese is one thing, obviously, but the long list of “funny” reviews is what pushes it over the top. I guess it depends on whether you think it’s funnier when one person says something funny, or when thirty people make the same joke at the same time.

If you’re wondering how an erotic e-book about “Interracial cuckold, messy clean-up” involves a fidget spinner, you can hit the “Look Inside” to read the first few pages of this book. Then again, if you’ve been reading this site for more than a few days, you can probably figure it out without having to read a single word of the book itself.

This attachment allows you to shoot golf balls using your AR-15. Even if you do play golf, and own an AR-15, isn’t the point to hit the ball with your club?