Finally, You Can Fuck A Football


The upside of Fantasy Football Stroker isn’t that you can fuck the football. It’s that when you wear this shirt, nobody’ll know that you’re referring to fucking a plastic football.

(I blurred the entrance and exit of the football pic here due to the bizarre regulations on nudity that exist in our culture. Blame society, not me.)

Be The Ayy To My Lmao


How about I be the no to your t-shirt?

Playseat: The Video-Game Chair


The Playseat is an over-one-thousand-dollar chair for playing video games. They also make a smaller version that looks like a folding lawn chair, if you’ve only got three hundred bucks in your budget for a chair to sit in while you game.

A book that used no E; a book that only uses E.



In an apparent attempt to rebut Ernest Vincent Wright’s 1939 “Gadsby,” a novel written without a single use of the letter “e,” the authors of EEEE EEEE have written a book consisting entirely of the single letter. You can’t help but be on Wright’s side, especially if you hit the “Look Inside” to see that, yes, it’s just the letter “e,” for 540 pages.

Dog Shit Soap


This soap is a pretty realistic pile of dog-shit, so I pixellated it (original image is on the listing, if you must.) You can choose from the scents of Bacon, Cannabis, and Monkey Farts.

Tetris: The Board Game


In an apparent attempt to answer the question “what could possibly ruin the best and most popular video game of all time?” the board-game of Tetris Link has been created. If you’re dead-set on bringing Tetris into the real world, you might at least go forĀ these Tetris-shaped lamps. They’re stupid, but at least they don’t pretend to be fun.

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