“Tampon Flasks” are test tubes which come with fake tampon wrappers, so you can bring an ounce of liquor (per tampon) somewhere and then pour it out of your tampon into your drink. Or just drink it straight out of the tampon! Both of those would be totally normal in a public place.
Call me crazy, but wouldn’t it be harder to try to keep a plastic spoon stuck on the end of your finger, and eat with a fingertip-spoon, than to use a regular plastic spoon? And aren’t plastic spoons cheaper than $16.89 for a four-pack?
Through the magic of Patreon (sign up here for $0.10 a day & you will be rewarded), I’ve created a new podcast with my friend Ed Zitron called FTF. It stands for “Fuck The Future,” but iTunes censored us, so it’s… just FTF now. But please listen, since it’s related to (but doesn’t cover the same material as) The Worst Things For Sale. And you can listen to it instead of read it. It’s at @FTFutureCast. We’ve put out 7 episodes so far. Enjoy.
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