14 September, 2014
The slogan of The Selfie Brush is “Look good on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter.” It’s a plastic brush that holds an iPhone in the back, next to the mirror. Which you don’t need, because you can see yourself on the iPhone screen, which is larger than the mirror. There’s no hole for the rear-facing camera, either. But check out this picture of the women making selfie faces into it! They love it!
13 September, 2014
The worst part of Yummy Cum is not the name, surprisingly, but the fact that the manufacturer warns, “Check with your doctor first.” Okay, let me go take this sex bottle to my doctor and ask him if it’s okay to take an unregulated combination of plant extracts to blast flavor out of my balls. I’m sure that will be worth spending two hours in his office, plus the co-pay for the office visit.
12 September, 2014
“I thought this was going to be a book full of jokes,” reads a one-star review by “steve.”
11 September, 2014
Wondering how to take six bottles of beer from one place to another? I present to you “Wooden Six Pack Beer Tote”, an expensive yet necessary accessory for the person who drinks bottles of beer.
You know what would be handy? If beer came in some sort of multi-beer holder, made out of cardboard, when you bought it from the store. Oh well.
10 September, 2014
After decades of haunting Easter baskets with its cummy center, the Cadbury Creme Egg is now available in fall as the Cadbury Screme Egg.
It’s second in candy-borne terror only to Sour Watermelon Mini Peeps, another formerly-Easter-only candy which is now available at Halloween. If that sounds gross, yes, according to reviews, they’re gross.
9 September, 2014
The WeMo 6-Quart Crock Pot ($129.99) allows you to control your crock pot with your phone. This is “convenient,” somehow, even though a regular crockpot has a dial on the front, requires no phone interfacing, and is $30.