The Dick Candy Necklace

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The lone customer review for this item (which I’ve censored here, in case a candy dick will get you in trouble at home or work) is that it arrived used. Hey, someone’s gotta test out the dick candy necklace to make sure it… dick candies.



The Talking Trump Doll

Whether you’re a Trumpie or not, you’ve gotta admit the manufacturers of this talking Trump doll (left) did a great job of capturing Donald Trump’s imposing physique (right.)








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