Only Lemon Starburst


Maybe lemon’s your favorite flavor of Starburst. But do you need an entire pound of it, picked out of multi-flavor bags by some unknown person, repackaged for your gluttonous candy-habit?

No. Obviously not. You need a pound of Just Strawberry Starburst, which is six dollars more than the lemon, for obvious reasons.

Nude Real Estate


From the sordid world of “The Learning Channel” comes this gem, a pay-to-stream TV show called “Buying Naked.” It’s exactly what it sounds like, which is to say: It’s up to Jackie Youngblood, nudist real estate expert, to help this couple find a home that’s both nude and dog friendly.

Guns Are My Family


In a world of stick-figure-stickers, there are thousands of variations and parodies, each worse than the last. But I feel none match the tone of this particular one, whose official title is “Auto Sticker-Funny Car Sticker-Gun Family-Stick Family Decal-Window Sticker-Sticker Decal-Window Decal-Car Decals-Vehicle Sticker.”

If I had to put one in second place, it would probably be the “I Will Literally Murder Your Family With Guns” stick-figure sticker.

Dog Overalls


“This could be your dog,” whispers the picture of the dog in dog overalls, majestically leaping through the American wilderness.

For heavier duty, there is, of course, the dog “combat suit.”

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