Corn Cob Dildo


Not a dildo made out of a corn cob! That would be gross! It’s a regular dildo, but it’s shaped like a corn cob. The manufacturer notes “Men and women all can use, Used for vaginal or backyard,” so if you were worried about corndo’ing in your back yard, you should be safe. Well, except for the one review that says “Could not stand the smell. Could not get the smell to go away.”

Bummed out? Don’t be. There’s another corndo available, and this one is a lot more popular. And if just one corndo won’t do the job, they also sell a case of twelve.

The Selfie Brush


The slogan of The Selfie Brush is “Look good on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter.” It’s a plastic brush that holds an iPhone in the back, next to the mirror. Which you don’t need, because you can see yourself on the iPhone screen, which is larger than the mirror. There’s no hole for the rear-facing camera, either. But check out this picture of the women making selfie faces into it! They love it!

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