Twerk Pong

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You might think, based on the name, that Twerk Pong would involve some sort of back-and-forth, but it doesn’t. To play, you and another person tie cardboard boxes to your asses and see who can shake the balls out of the box fastest. The end.



Iguana Warning Sign

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DO NOT ENTER this person’s house unless you want a dead-eyed lizard to watch you as it remains motionless inside of its cage!



The Royal Wedding Flag

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You can now, on a pole outside of your house, celebrate the royal wedding of Harry and Meghan with this flag. The smaller flags symbolize Great Britain and America, the two nations, previously unrelated, who now share a special bond in 2018 because of this marriage.






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