It Sucks At Sucking


The WaxVac is an “ear vacuum cleaner” which purports to remove the wax from your ears. As you might imagine, no, it doesn’t work at all, with dozens of customers complaining that they couldn’t get it to remove a single piece of earwax.

Since the world of earwax removal is full of scams (like ear candles) I feel obligated to tell you that The Elephant Ear Washer is a product that actually does seem to work, if you can get over the fact that it looks like a bottle of Windex.

The Mac’n'cheese Button


This button connects to your Wi-Fi network, and when you push it, Amazon mails you Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner. While the Amazon Dash program started last year with a few buttons for household necessities like detergent and paper towels, it’s been expanded, and you can now have America’s favorite fat-and-carbs delivery system at the push of a button.

If you’re thinking you’ve gotta wash your automatic dinner down with water, nope – there’s a button for Gatorade too. It’s got what plants– I mean people– crave.

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