28 April, 2021
28 April, 2021
27 April, 2021
Isn’t it really funny how poor people are out of shape, and they wear crummy clothes, and they shop at the cheap store? Let’s take pictures of them without their consent, and post them online, and then Venn-Diagram the people who laugh at them with the people who color in adult coloring books. See, capitalism works!
22 April, 2021
DubStein claims to be “the world’s first Bluetooth stereo speaker with beverage integration.” If you’ve ever wanted to drink beer out of a bluetooth speaker, your dreams have finally come true, I guess.
21 April, 2021
This countertop device brags that it “eliminates waste” by charging you an insane amount to mix a pre-made packet of flavoring with liquor. If pouring a premade mixer and a shot of liquor into a cup is beyond your abilities, then this is not the solution.
If you absolutely must have a liquor-maker on your countertop, then at least this thing makes slushies.
20 April, 2021
Tweebot is a battery-powered device that lets you control your phone with your voice, which might be useful if the phone didn’t already do that itself. Unfortunately, per the customer reviews, it won’t stay connected to your phone, and generally doesn’t work. It’s also twice the price of the Amazon Echo Dot, which is basically the same product, and seems like an awkward way to accomplish anything online, but seems to work reliably.
19 April, 2021
Celebrate the headless women in your life with this shot glass set, which I’ve pixellated to meet the stringent no-glass-boob requirements of today’s workplace. (You can see the full-glass-nudity version on the manufacturer’s listing, if you must.) There’s also a huge version of this that holds fifty ounces, if you’re a guy who insists on drinking all of your drinks out of a titty-and-butt.