You might be tempted to think a “Geeky Chef” is someone who is obsessed with crafting the most unique, best-tasting foods possible. Nope. It’s someone who mixes avocado and food coloring into a cup of milk and says that it’s a recipe for “blue milk.” (You can find worse if you use the “Look Inside” link, here.)
The euphemistically-named Goosh Pants brag that they are “light weight for wearing extended periods.” Which is what you’d do with a pair of white pants that’s made to look as though you’ve urinated and had diarrhea in them, and the urine and feces dripped down the legs of your pants, realistically staining them. (I had to blur these, but, if you don’t know what poop and pee looks like, feast your eyes on it over here.)
The purpose of a flask is to conceal alcohol so that you can bring it with you somewhere that alcohol’s not allowed. Carrying a Nintendo cartridge flask is probably more suspicious than most things you could stuff into (I’m assuming) your cargo shorts.
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