Private Gym is an absurdly expensive DVD/app that comes with a little dongle to clip onto yourself while you’re watching the videos. Like every other penis product in the universe, it claims your penis will work better, and your partner will love you more. And while it’s true that strengthening your pelvic-floor muscles can have health benefits, there are instructions online on how to do the exercises yourself, for free. You don’t need a chip-clip and a DVD.
There is also a Bluetooth soccer ball and a “Connected Football”, because we have been cursed with enough collective intelligence to miniaturize and insert wireless technology into everything we own, but rather than use it to bring people together and improve the world, we make it easier to play basketball with ourselves, alone.
Too expensive to give as a gag gift and too cumbersome to heat on a stovetop when you want the occasional waffle, the Keyboard Waffle Iron exists for only one reason: the manufacturers thought of the pun “Ctrl-Alt-Delicious” and thought it was so good they had to go ahead and make the waffle iron.
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