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Butt Shorts For Gun

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“You will forget you are carrying and concealing a handgun,” brags the manufacturer of these shorts, apparently unaware that that might lead to something terrible.



Rasta Dog

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No! NO! BAD! That is not the chalice! You are licking the goddamn toilet! BAD! Bad bredren!



Ringly, The Smart Ring

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Ringly is a ring that vibrates and flashes when you receive a notification on your phone, which it pairs to via Bluetooth. It’s apparently meant for people who find that their phone doesn’t buzz, chirp, hum, plink, beep, or ping them enough. And it’s expensive. But can you really put a price on constant validation?











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