The book “199 Vaginas: The Ultimate Photo Collection” brags that the book will make you “feel like a gynecologist.” So if you’ve ever wanted to make a woman fill out a 4-page form before you spray vinegar on her cervix, this is the book for you.
This 32,256-piece puzzle is even larger than the last big puzzle I reviewed. It’s seventeen feet long, so you’ll need at least a seventeen-foot-long room in your house you’re not using, to assemble it, and then a seventeen-foot-long wall to hang it on. It comes with a hand truck to help you move the box around.
Did the bike skip out on its shared apartment, leaving the author to pay rent by herself? Did it sell her counterfeit Garbage Pail Kids cards on eBay? Did it fail to appear in court to act as the author’s attorney? No! None of these! “The Bike That Fucked Me” is a 3000-word story about a “dildo bike.”
If you’re into bike fucking but you don’t get into hetero stuff, the same author has written an eerily-similar 3000-word story entitled “The Bike That Butt Fucked Me.”
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