5 August, 2015
5 August, 2015
4 August, 2015
The reason people might not believe in you, “TONY THE COACH”, is because you describe yourself as “an idea’s coach.” I realize you will consider this to be disrespectful, though, and I apologize for that.
For more backstory, you can check out an earlier book by TONY THE COACH called “Climax” where he describes how he became an ideas coach. His first point in “Climax,” of course, is to let you know he’s not the guy on the cover. That’s just a picture of someone reading the book.
3 August, 2015
I wrote about a stand-to-ride motorized unicycle awhile back, but perhaps worse than that is this two-wheeled “scooter”, which looks sort of like a Segway without a stick. The lengths people go to in order not to walk or ride a bicycle are extraordinary, but should surprise none of us.
At least it’s not as ludicrous as bolting a seat onto your Segway so you can sit down while you ride it.
2 August, 2015
Is this a baloney sandwich with the corner bitten out of it, for sale?!
Haha, no, of course not. It’s just a wall decal that looks like that, for some reason, and you can get it 60″ wide, for those times that you need a five-foot baloney sandwich on your wall.
1 August, 2015
“Real nice… until it caught on fire,” reads the THREE-STAR review of the customer whose computer spontaneously burst into flame. To me, that’s a one-star product. But now I’m wondering what it would take for this guy to give something one star. I’m gonna be checking back, in case the next laptop he buys murders a family of ducks.
He posted pictures of the charred Chromebook remains, if you’re wondering what it looks like, BTW.
31 July, 2015
30 July, 2015
There’s someone in the world who’s wearing a suit, and on the lapel, he’s wearing a pin of Pepe, the Meme Frog by Matt Furie. (Matt Furie is actually a great comic artist, and his book “boy’s club” is good, despite the meme-ing of one of its characters.)
But it’s not a nice suit that this person is wearing. No. They’re at some kind of internet-based event, and the frog pin is probably on this mustache-print suit. The world moves on without us, worse for time, and the oceans will rise to meet us sooner than we expect.