The Chork

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Solving a problem the world does not have, the Chork combines a pair of chopsticks with a fork.

The Coin-Eating Face

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Feed your coins into the face of this bank, and it stares at you as its face churns, eating your coins.



The Mushroom Man

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Hey, it’s me, Toad, from the Mario games. Come with Toad. It is safe. Toad knows where to have a lot of fun here in the abandoned part of town. It’s free. Come with Toad.

PureLyft energy stick

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PureLyft is an “energy stir stick” that dissolves in a glass of water to release caffeine, sweetener, and flavoring. Most of the reviews note that it tastes terrible, which is an accomplishment, because companies have been mixing water, flavorings, and caffeine together for decades. Unsurprisingly, it’s “frequently bought with” the caffeine-vape I wrote about earlier this month.






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