Lady Farts


“Lady Farts” is fifty cents’ worth of cotton candy in a ten-dollar bag. But as an example of how printing something slightly transgressive on a commodity merchandise item increases its perceived value, it’s second only to It’s Mother-Fucking Pencil Time.

Black-on-black cards


Playing cards, which have traditionally been printed in contrasting colors to allow them to be used in games, are now available in monochrome, to make them impossible to use in card games. It’s the innovation we’ve all been waiting for.

At least they aren’t made out of plywood.

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