Donald Trump: The Game


Are we playing into Donald Trump’s bizarre, attention-seeking behavior by looking at his terrible board game? Yes, probably. But it’s worth it for the review that includes the line “There are items in the game called tip cards and one tip for Trump is cut the dang hair.”

If you haven’t already seen it, the previous version of Trump: The Game features his bizarre signature on the front, which is probably worth paying the extra five bucks versus the new version.

Body Rap


The touch-sensitive pads say “B B B Body R R R Rap” when you press them. It’s “collectible,” which, I suppose, depends on whether or not you collect Body Raps.

Neil Armstrong’s Hair Controversy: The Tools



You may not remember the minor media controversy in 2005 when barber Marx Sizemore stole Neil Armstrong’s hair after cutting it off his head. But the scissors and comb he used to do it are for sale, for a serious amount of money.

A twist to this story that’s probably more bizarre to me than it is to you is that I had my hair cut dozens of times by this very same barber when I was young, but as I have never been to the moon, it’s unlikely that he has any of my hair.

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