The Butt Mirror


Faced with the problem of how to take a photo of a mirror, this manufacturer chose to photoshop a naked butt into it. (Pixellated here, but original pic is on the listing.)

You’re 104


You’re 104?! No way! I thought you were at MOST seventy plus fuck you.

Suicide Baby Bib


On one hand, your baby can’t read what’s on their bib. On the other hand, almost any other quote would have been more appropriate. And it’s probably not, as the manufacturer claims, “a great gift.”

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