The Greasiest Poster


Now, you can own a poster of the greasiest chicken fingers and fries you’ve ever seen. (Zoom in on the original pic on the listing, if you can’t tell from the pic above.)

Then again, this may be a poster of… plastic chicken and fries… with real ketchup on top? What do you think? @ me at @TWTFSale and let me know.

Grass-Fed Beef For Dogs


There’s probably nothing wrong with feeding your dog beef, if you want to, and your dog likes it. But this package costs $29.99 for fifteen ounces, which, even freeze-dried, is unreasonably expensive, compared to grass-fed beef from the store.

Unicorn Urn


If you’ve never had to directly deal with someone dying, the sheer weight of having to make decisions about the physical body of someone else is overwhelming. Someone you knew, loved, talked to, now a large object to which something must be done immediately. Before you have time to even begin contemplating the loss, you must make decisions, arrangements, and, of course, payments. Even the simplest of options can run thousands of dollars, which you may not have. You begin to contemplate what will happen when you die, yourself. The money, the guilt, and the responsibility that you will leave in your wake simply by going motionless adds to your burden.

Anyway, one of your options is this $425 purple unicorn urn.

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