How To Die In The Russian Mountains


The manufacturers of this knock-off Zorb (an inflatable rubber ball you climb into and are then rolled, pushed, or thrown around inside of) quietly did not mention that a thrillseeker recently died from being pushed down a ski slope in Russia inside of one. While you can withstand minor collisions inside one of these, it’s not meant to be used to roll off a cliff and come to a stop on a frozen lake a mile away.

(Also, this is a knockoff of the original Zorb, which could make it more likely that it’ll collapse or be punctured, so even if you’re into this kind of thing, you probably shouldn’t buy this one.)

Frost Pipe: A Weed Pipe Made Out Of Ice


Frost Pipe is more or less a popsicle mold with an insert to let you smoke weed out of it. (There’s more detail in the photo gallery here.) As you might guess from thinking about it for a few seconds, customers report that it’s hard to set up and hard to use, with the most common complaint being that it melts, getting your face and hands wet.

The similar product Eyce, a mold to make a bong out of ice, works about as well as Frost Pipe, with customers reporting that it’s hard to get out of the mold and melts when you use it.

As it turns out, legalization (in a few states, at least) hasn’t changed the landscape of weed accessories, with the only notable change being that the manufacturers actually show weed in their promotional materials, instead of claiming it’s for tobacco, or in the case of this weed-accessory, parsley.

Butt Plug Cell Phone Case


For those who don’t want to click to see the uncensored image, it’s an iPhone case with a buttplug printed on it. I found this when I was looking up butt plugs for iPhones, which I did eventually find here. (The second link is “safe for work,” in case you need a butt-plug for your iPhone for some reason.)

Cat Butthole Fidget Spinner


Since modern commerce is about combining two things to more efficiently target a niche audience, this manufacturer has combined cat buttholes with fidget spinners to create The Cat Butthole Fidget Spinner.

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