3 July, 2016
3 July, 2016
2 July, 2016
1 July, 2016
Jelqing is the technique of squeezing blood into your penis to temporarily, and, as the practitioners hope, permanently enlarge it over time. (It doesn’t, by the way, and can cause circulatory and nerve problems to your organ, making it numb or harder to achieve erections.) Still, millions of men across the planet have a pathological desire to enlarge their penis, meaning we end up with tools like The Penilizer.
For those who don’t want to drop the dough, there is a cheaper and commonly-used kitchen-tool alternative that seems to do the very same thing. Keep it in a drawer with your spatulas and no one but you and your permanently-damaged dick will be the wiser.
30 June, 2016
If you need to exfoliate your feet, Baby Foot is a fairly popular way to do it. Unfortunately, this is what that looks like:
29 June, 2016
28 June, 2016
Don’t get me wrong. It’s important that medical professionals be able to study and practice all of the procedures of childbirth before they have to perform them for real. It’s just that you and I both know what people are going to use this thing for.
27 June, 2016
Watch a box fan for 3 hours with this $1.99 online video rental. (You can, of course, choose to purchase it for $4.99.)